Work In Progress :(

Phone/Typegingi
(or just Gingi, pronounced any way you'd like) is the freak you play as.
They are feral and live at the park in a tent, refusing to be "domesticated." They are dubiously human with the qualities of many different types of animals such as the ability to lay eggs, the ability to asexually reproduce, the ability to grow fur in the winter, 6 tits (they refuse to wear a shirt to cover them, hence why I have skillfully cropped their images off at their head ), blue blood, various "glands", teeth, a tounge, eyes, and various types of tails that they can grow.
Their head can be swapped out for a typewriter (as pictured left)

Once I took the matchmaker quiz and purposefully chose options that I knew would give me them because I wanted to see what it would say and I have never felt more scared in my life.

Oliver Swift

My friend really likes him, much to her dismay because hes also a little weird and gross freak to him.

Oliver's like me but like if I was "normalled out" after being on T and transitioning and shit but unfortunatly we don't live in such a world so if anything im more Gingi.
When I was a young child I almost named myself oliver but I hadn't Figured It Out Yet ( and by "It" lets just say haha...Transgender) so I instead decided to name my newly found cat it instead (whom is unrelated to this oliver)
I like that one sprite he has where hes just kinda standing there.
Did you know he's 5"3?
Thats the same height as my friend who wants to kiss him.

Randy Jade

I love how like half of the games steam reviews are all something along the lines of "I want Randy so bad I would die for Randy I NEED Randy" and I am no different.

for like the longest time it didn't fully click in my head that he is LITERALLY being ripped up by swans at the park on the daily. Like I knew their heads were paper shreaders but when I thought of getting bit by a swan I STILL thought of like. Beaks and Shit but no they attack him with their shreaders they're getting him and they're getting him GOOD there is a REASON why hes covered in blood all the time.

I got my friend into Dialtown by dangling him infront of him like
ooooooh u want my sad ass boyfriend so bad you want him
you want him you want his sopping wet pathetic ass
and then it worked.

Karen Dunn

I REALLY LIKE KAREN personally I think her route is the best written out of all of them I really really like it I like it a lot I think its really funny how you get like THREE major decisions in a row and if you fumble her BADLY you get sent to hell (the place with blue Randy? Blue Oliver? ???) It's the perfect mixture of funny and genuine and by the end of it she gets to paint horses and landscapes and stuff for a living. It's also the only route thats like an actual date. Also it has curie in it. Also you get to kill Greg. Also she tells Theoroar to fuck off I hate that guy. Also anyone who calls her The Normal One is lying do NOT discredit her for that time she almost fought a giraffe.

Was very very happy when I looked in the extras and it was confirmed that shes canonically autistic I cheered actually

Quit your job

Join my emo Horse

Bigfoot

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click him

Mayor Mingus Crown

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Norm Allen

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Peter Kennedy

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Roger Jones

my roger #my roger I started playing Dialtown after I finished my once bi-monthly DSAF trilogy rewatch (my laptop refuses to run it) specifically because I heard that he had an npc cameo AND dlc.

Being a Roger fan is like having a dog that likes to sit a little too close to the road with its back to oncoming traffic. I have NOT played the bad ending of his route but I already (vaguely) know of The Horrors.

He is also one of the characters that I dangled in front of The Guy in order to get her to play this game #our roger