“I wouldn't mind if you shot me.”

this is where i will yap about dazai

“I couldn't have asked for a better partner.”

this isnt finished but Hi did u know they make me soooo sick whenever i think of them i feel HORRIBLE and AWFUL but they also mean so much to me. Genuinly when i think of him as a character Kunikida already has me DEAD on the floor but when you pair him up with dazai it makes me feel a little bit like im going to die a second death. Consider for a moment that maybe putting the guy who literally tears himself apart over not being able to save others with DAZAI of all people is heart breaking. Kunikida WAS truely made to suffer along Dazai because theres no way for him to help him without hurting himself but i feel too lobotomatized to explain rn srry ill add that later... something something kunikida odasaku parallels... they trusted eachother almost immediately in dazais entrance exam (you should read it if u havent (sorry its my duty as a kunikida fan and kunizai shipper)) my friend clem says kunizai is like sewing a blanket and accidentally poking urself with a needle and tbh i get it. "oh they seem wholesome maybe ill start shipping them" WRONG. ANGST BLASTER 3000 GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes sewing that blanket will make you all warm and nice but also the stabbing. and also thats like basically them if u think about it... everyone who says theyre the more fluffy ship are liars ive only ever found angst fics about them why must they suffer greatly. sigh. they are going to be my downfall.
I <3 kunizai.

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