Stanley
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— Stanley
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Stanley has abysmal posture. If I were him, I'd get that checked out.
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| Appears in |
The Stanley Parable The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe |
| Job | button pusher |
| Purpose | None |
| Traits | horrible, no-good, awful, wretched, terrible, bad |
| Also known as | Employee 427 |
I really don't know what it is that you want, Stanley. If you just wanted to look at pictures of yourself all day then I just don't get why you'd come here of all places. I was trying to take you to a shrine of yourself and yet you choose to come here instead. Do you just not like me? Is that why you won't listen? I'm trying to show you something beautiful, I'm trying to bring you to a tribute someone has so kindly made to you, Stanley, I'm not trying to hurt you. Just please, go back and pick the first icon.
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Contents
- Job
- Personality
- Deaths
- Can Stanley hear the narrator?
- Trivia
- Gallery
- References
Job
Stanley pushes buttons for a living. Thats about it.
Quite honestly I find this section rather usless as his job is pretty straight forward. Stanley's had his job for years despite how frankley boring and menial it is.
Despite following orders being a large part of his job, Stanley is terrible at it as demonstrated by how he is reading this text instead of clicking the back button (that is the left pointing arrow at the top left corner of his screen) like I told him to.
Quite honestly I find this section rather usless as his job is pretty straight forward. Stanley's had his job for years despite how frankley boring and menial it is.
Despite following orders being a large part of his job, Stanley is terrible at it as demonstrated by how he is reading this text instead of clicking the back button (that is the left pointing arrow at the top left corner of his screen) like I told him to.
Personality
Stanley is dumb and stupid and ugly. Stanley cannot follow simple directions. Stanley is
extremely stubborn and will do the opposite of what you want him to do on purpose just for a
thrill. Stanley has no respect for others and is unpleasant to be around. I really don't like
Stanley.
Deaths
Stanley is likely going to die alone at this rate. Because of his persistence to do the oposite
of anything I say he will never learn about the large timebomb at the bottom of this page that
is set to go off in about 5 minutes of him reading this that I warned him about after he clicked
on the left door.
Stanleys poor life choices are to blame for his iminent demise, as if he had selected the left door in the first place he would not be in any danger at all.
Stanleys poor life choices are to blame for his iminent demise, as if he had selected the left door in the first place he would not be in any danger at all.
Can Stanley hear the Narrator?
I'm starting to wonder if you can even hear me at all.
Hello? Stanley? Are you there? Are you still reading this? Give me some sort of signal, a sign to prove that you're not dead behind your computer screen. You didn't die in the middle of this, did you?
You're still there, right?
Hello?
Hello? Stanley? Are you there? Are you still reading this? Give me some sort of signal, a sign to prove that you're not dead behind your computer screen. You didn't die in the middle of this, did you?
You're still there, right?
Hello?
Trivia
Gallery
References
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